Guess who taught himself how to open the rice cooker and woke me up by screaming in between mouthfuls of hot rice
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told my coworker that bullets came out in 2002 and they said “you knew that off the top of your head?” brother you have no idea what else i know
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link: no one knows who i am or what i did for hyrule. i feel so invisible.
yiga clan: hey. don’t cry. 100 haters hunting you for sport ok?
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s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936
This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying warbut that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it
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the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post
T Count: 15
Letter Count: 198
Your T Percentage: 7.58%
Average T Percentage: 6.95%
You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!
YOU EXIST???
Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist
Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts
1993-1997 Mazda 626
I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here
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Let Them Say Fuck, Semi-Finals
the undertale fandom did not create “let papyrus say fuck day” just for him to LOSE THE LET THEM SAY FUCK TOURNAMENT
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